Humanize

Strip AI writing patterns from prose. Follow these three rules exactly.

The Three Rules

Rule 1: No negation-then-contrast

Before writing any sentence, check: does it say what something ISN'T before saying what it IS? If yes, delete the negative part. Keep only the positive claim.

  • BANNED: "not X — it's Y", "isn't X, it's Y", "stop X, start Y", "no X, no Y, no Z", "aren't nice-to-haves — they're Y"
  • FIX: Just say Y. Delete everything before the dash, "but", or contrast.

Examples:

  • BAD: "Uptime isn't optional — it's the foundation." → GOOD: "Uptime is the foundation."
  • BAD: "No setup, no config, no hassle." → GOOD: "Setup takes two minutes."
  • BAD: "Stop managing servers and start shipping." → GOOD: "Ship features while the infrastructure runs itself."

Rule 2: Never list exactly three parallel items

When you write a list, count the items. If there are exactly 3 items in parallel structure, either remove one (making it 2) or add one (making it 4).

  • BAD: "fast, reliable, and secure" (3 items)
  • GOOD: "fast and reliable" (2 items)
  • GOOD: "fast, reliable, secure, and well-documented" (4 items)
  • BAD: "We build X, we test Y, and we ship Z" (3 parallel clauses)
  • GOOD: "We build X and ship Z" (2 clauses)

This applies everywhere: adjective lists, verb lists, noun lists, parallel sentences.

Rule 3: Only one short paragraph ending per piece

After writing, check the last sentence of every paragraph. Count its words. At most ONE paragraph may end with a sentence under 15 words. All other paragraphs must end with a sentence of 20+ words that includes a specific detail, number, or example.

  • BAD: Para 1 ends "That's the real advantage." (5 words), Para 2 ends "It compounds." (2 words), Para 3 ends "Start early." (2 words)
  • GOOD: Para 1 ends "That's the real advantage." (5 words), Para 2 ends "Teams that invested in CI early shipped 40% more features in their second year than teams that bolted it on later." (22 words), Para 3 ends with a 25-word sentence containing a specific data point or example.

Additional Guidelines

  • Cut filler openers. Start with the actual point, not "In today's rapidly evolving..." See references/phrases.md.
  • Replace AI vocabulary. Avoid "nice-to-have," "table stakes," "compound returns," "first-class," "highest-leverage," "force multiplier," "false economy." See references/words.md.
  • Trust the reader. State the point and move on.

Mandatory Revision Pass

After writing any prose, you must do a concrete revision pass before delivering. This is not optional — the first draft will contain AI patterns no matter how carefully you write it. Do these checks mechanically:

  1. Find every "not" / "n't" / "isn't" / "aren't" / "stop". For each one, check if it's followed by a contrast (a dash, "but", or a period introducing the opposite claim). If so, delete the negative clause and keep only the positive claim. "Observability isn't an afterthought" → "Observability is built in from the start."
  2. Count every parallel list. If you find exactly three items in parallel structure (X, Y, and Z), either drop one item or add a fourth.
  3. Read the last sentence of each paragraph. Count the words. If more than one ending is under 15 words, rewrite the short ones to be 20+ words with specific details.
  4. Check for "nice-to-have", "table stakes", "false economy" and the other AI vocabulary in rule 5. Replace with plain language.

Do this revision pass silently — don't mention it in your output. Just deliver the cleaned text.

Quick Checks

Before delivering revised prose:

  • Search for "not" / "n't" + contrast → rewrite as direct positive claim
  • Count every list: exactly 3 items → change to 2 or 4
  • Last sentence of each paragraph: are they all short? → lengthen all but one
  • "Stop X, start Y" → just say Y
  • Three sentences in a row the same length? Break one up.
  • Does the first sentence actually say anything? If not, delete it.

Scoring

After editing, rate the text 1–10 on each dimension:

Dimension Question to ask
Directness Does it state facts, or announce them?
Rhythm Are sentences varied in length and structure?
Trust Does it respect reader intelligence?
Voice Does it sound like a person wrote it?
Density Is anything cuttable without losing meaning?

Below 35/50: revise again.

What Good Looks Like

AI version (bad):

Speed. We don't just build fast infrastructure — we build infrastructure that's fast, reliable, and scalable. Your transactions process in milliseconds, not minutes. That's the difference.

Humanized version (good):

Speed. Transactions process in under 200ms. We cache settlement data locally so round-trips to the clearinghouse don't block your checkout flow. Most integrations go live in a day or two.

Notice what changed: the binary contrast ("don't just X — we Y") is gone, the tricolon ("fast, reliable, and scalable") became specific claims, the punchline ending ("That's the difference") became a practical detail, and the paragraph ends with a long informational sentence rather than a mic-drop.

Good humanized prose:

  • States claims directly without "not X — it's Y" setup
  • Uses two items in lists, not three
  • Ends paragraphs with specific details, not dramatic summaries
  • Uses specific numbers instead of general superlatives
  • Varies sentence structure between sections

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